Iron Man

We're big into superheros around here. The boys have never seen any cartoons and/or movies on the subject, so we're not really sure how they became quite such avid fans. We've concluded that it must be encoded in their DNA. The latest fascination is Iron Man. Apparently, the fact that fire comes out of his boots is what makes him particularly special. Cal loves to pretend to have his powers, however the story took a turn for the worse tonight before bed. As we were sitting down to say our prayers, Cal said, "I'm Iron Man. If you push the button on my head, fire comes out my bottom. It makes me run really fast. Want to push it, Mom?" Um, no thanks.